A pilot was once caught watching porn.

A man was pleasuring himself in the middle seat, between two women with headphones on.

A man took an ambien and proceeded to drink. He was found later completely naked trying to urinate in the galley.

Smokers will often fake panic attacks to get free oxygen on the plane.

When someone has bad body odor they set the temperature on the end of the cabin warmer to localize the smell.

A woman got her period while in her seat and sat in it for the entire duration of the flight.

Someone smoked weed in the bathroom and set off the smoke alarm.

An older lady took three large sex toys in her carry on bag. One large battery operated one started going off, and ended up delaying the flight in order for it to be turned off.

A sick passenger vomited all over a flight attendant, other passengers, and the food tray. Everything reeked of vomit for the rest of the flight.

Passengers were told they had to refuel when one of the pilots had a heart attack and died.

A woman started choking on a giant piece of meat and needed the Heimlich maneuver.

The police stormed a plane when someone from the FBI's most wanted list made their way on a flight.

A women and her mother got into a fist fight. The cops had to escort them off the plane when they landed.

People pee on the floor in the lavatory all the time.

A passenger threatened to pee on a flight attendant if they couldn't use the bathroom.

A woman tried to dispose of a poopy diaper but ended up getting it on the seats and tray table.

A man in a pink skin-tight spandex bodysuit was in the bathroom making videos of himself while aroused.